Christmas Humor

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Written By Edward Wolfe

For your Christmas enjoyment, here are some funny, Christmas-related anecdotes. Have a merry one!

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Christmas-tag sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

From classified ad: Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

In 1659, Massachusetts outlawed Christmas.

Church bulletin: Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.

Church bulletin: The sanctuary will be decorated with both Christmas poinsettias and Easter lilies for those who have never seen the church without them.

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.

In what year did Christmas and New Year’s fall in the same year? (Every year)

Q: What do Christmas and a crab on the beach have in common? A: They both involve sandy claws.

This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his hometown for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, “I’ll just have the eggs Benedict.” His order comes a while later and it’s served on a big, shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, “What’s with the hubcap?” The waiter sings “There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!”

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

What do you call Santa Clause after he’s fallen into a fireplace? Krisp Kringle

The 3 stages of man: (1) He believes in Santa Claus. (2) He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus. (3) He is Santa Claus.

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive?” Yeah, you know, “Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.”

Edward Wolfe

Edward Wolfe has been a fan of Christian apologetics since his teenage years, when he began seriously to question the truth of the Bible and the reality of Jesus. About twenty years ago, he started noticing that Christian evidences roughly fell into five categories, the five featured on this website.
Although much of his professional life has been in Christian circles (12 years on the faculties of Pacific Christian College, now a part of Hope International University, and Manhattan Christian College and also 12 years at First Christian Church of Tempe), much of his professional life has been in public institutions (4 years at the University of Colorado and 19 years at Tempe Preparatory Academy).
His formal academic preparation has been in the field of music. His bachelor degree was in Church Music with a minor in Bible where he studied with Roger Koerner, Sue Magnusson, Russel Squire, and John Rowe; his master’s was in Choral Conducting where he studied with Howard Swan, Gordon Paine, and Roger Ardrey; and his doctorate was in Piano Performance, Pedagogy, and Literature, where he also studied group dynamics, humanistic psychology, and Gestalt theory with Guy Duckworth.
He and his wife Louise have four grown children and six grandchildren.

https://WolfeMusicEd.com
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